Anonymous
Anonymous asked:
I am going to France(Opal Coast FYI) on a 3 day trip in a week and because you are French I assume you can give me some cools TIPZ AND TRICKZ for surviving there.The French are quite rude and excitable. If someone *dares* call you “bonjour mon ami”, don’t let them get away with it - hit ‘em square in the ‘nads !
Furthermore, peanut butter is extremely rare in France, the french metabolism somehow being able to function without it. You will have to bring your own.
